OK, I can take a hint that nobody is interested in engaging in anything cerebral (Josh, please feel free to respond to my previous post if you're interested), so I'll go ahead and make a new post. Maybe you guys can appreciate this story a little more. The other night, I was taking Karissa shopping for some new shoes, and we saw the security guards in the mall and she asked me who they were. I leaned down and very seriously told her "They're the fashion police." Her crinkled forehead and puzzling expression told me she needed further explanation, so I told her if you wore clothes that didn't match, had holes in them, or just looked really ugly, the fashion police would come and get you. Her eyes got big!! However, since she's been my daughter for 6 years and has learned that I like to play jokes, she wasn't sure if she believed me. So I quickly pointed to the hole in the knee of her jeans and said "Oh NO! We better get out of here." So we left in a frenzy and went to Target. This is when it got really funny! We took turns very discreetly pointing out all the people we thought the fashion police were going to get! HA! I know what you're thinking...geez, Kirk, you're such a great role model for your children. Well thank you!
Wish me luck!! I received a phone call today from Bass Enterprises in downtown Fort Worth. I am going to their office Thursday afternoon to interview for an equity trading position in their investment firm (Barbnet Investment Co.). It would be a great opportunity to work for the Bass brothers. I'll give you an update Thursday night.